Arnold don’t play no games hoe.
10 comandments


1: if u look at drugs your going to hell
2: if u miss a day of school your dammed to fail at life
3: you are ugly no matter what
4: pay your taxes
5: don’t you dare say your opinion
6: buy an iPhone
7: eat at McDonald’s 5 times a week
8: love Jesus
9: worship America
10: remeber to have fun :)


great going “dick smith”
Kinda want a cuddle, kinda want a fuck

Lord please save us all


oh man ok apparently this kid at our school saw a kitten before getting on the bus so he just. picked it up. and stuffed it in his hood and he had it in the hood the entire day and it just took naps and he fed it his milk during lunch and every time the cat meowed one of the other kids would like cough or sneeze or shuffle so the teacher couldnt hear it and he even let it walk around on the tables in one class and the teacher never saw it it was so precious life is amazing




when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit

That was the thing. You never got used to it, the idea of someone being gone. Just when you think it’s reconciled, accepted, someone points it out to you, and it just hits you all over again, that shocking.

-Sarah Dessen, The Truth About Forever (via kushandwizdom)